No, But Really, Who Are We?

What a wonderful question!

Our History

We're still trying to piece that together ourselves. Perhaps you can help?

Locations

This public-facing office is in Azusa, which expediently has everything from A to Z in the USA! The escape room thing is, of course, a front that is marginally more successful than our billiards initiative. Maybe it's because of those awards we claim to have won...

Our Staff

Here are some friendly faces you might see floating around the office:

Note: Images are ancestral and should only be considered an approximate representation.

Higgins

Higgins, just Higgins, sir

Jarvis Stephens

Only begrudgingly employed at the Ministry

Huxley

Never seen, always heard

Professor McGillicuddy

The Ministry's resident pseudoscientist

Wendy

Just perky enough to be suspicious

Janice

Not even really an intern

Didi

A beloved pet, ask if she's around!

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